Jamin Bradley

My friends and I were sharing horrible pickup lines we’ve heard, so I told ChatGPT to make some new original ones for me. I had no idea it was going to go through our previous conversations to tailor them to me. Here are some of my favorites:

“Are you an exorcist? Because you just cast out all my common sense.”

“Are you a theological debate? Because I could argue about you all night.”

“Are you a critical hit? Because my AC was definitely too low for this encounter.”

“Are you spiritual warfare? Because I’m suddenly very confused about what’s happening.”

“Are you my blog post? Because no matter how much I revise, I can’t seem to get you out of my head.”

“Are you a church potluck? Because I know I shouldn’t, but I keep coming back for more.”

“Are you a theological argument on Facebook? Because I know this is a bad idea, but I’m already invested.”

“Are you spiritual discernment? Because I have absolutely no idea how to read this situation.”

“Are you a worship song bridge? Because I feel like I’ve been here before… and before… and before…”

“Are you a canceled deliverance session? Because I was really hoping for some breakthrough here.”

“Are you an unverified angelic visitation? Because I don’t know whether to embrace this or test the spirits.”

“Are you the Book of Revelation? Because I have no idea what’s going on, but I know it’s intense.”

“Are you a Lord of the Rings marathon? Because I know I should pace myself, but I just can’t stop.”

“Are you the gift of tongues? Because I have no idea how to interpret what’s happening here.”

“Are you a theological gray area? Because I don’t know if pursuing you is wise, but here we are.”

“Are you a Sunday morning sermon? Because I wasn’t paying attention at first, but now you’ve got me.”

“Are you a megachurch pastor’s sermon? Because I feel like there’s a lot of flash, but I’m still not sure where this is going.”

“Are you a youth group game? Because this is getting out of hand way too fast.”

“Are you an altar call? Because I feel compelled to respond, but I don’t know why.”

“Are you spiritual warfare? Because I suddenly feel attacked, but also kind of intrigued.”

“Are you my devotional time? Because I keep saying I’ll get to you, but somehow the day just slips away.”

(Final note from ChatGPT: “At this point, I think I might need deliverance from my own sense of humor.”)